There are crimes that you should never commit for any reason. No matter ho desperate you are, they are just not worth doing. The majority of these are obvious. However, I feel compelled to point out one that may not be obvious at first glance. You should never steal horse tails. You heard me. If you have ever contemplated such a crime than please professional help. There is nothing stealing a horse's tail will get you that is worth being that big of pathetic loser.
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